Link

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/man_who_used_stick_to_roll

Weird.

I played high school football with the third guy from the left. (Tony Brinkhaus)

P.S. For those of you who have no idea of the significance, thats the Metrodome in Minneapolis and those jerseys are worn by the University of Minnesota football team of which my high school teammate is apparently a pretty important part.